Artist Joke....

Had to share this one....

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended

the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an

art-student friend of his asked if he could paint

Peter's portrait for a class assignment.

Peter agreed, and the art student painted and

submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

The art student approached the professor to ask

why the grade was so poor.

The teacher told him that the proportions in the

painting were incorrect. "The head is too big,"

the professor explained. "The shoulders are too

wide, and the feet are enormous."

The next day, the art student brought Peter to see

the professor. He took one look at my brother.

"Okay, A minus," he said.