For my entire life the only government agency that wanted to know my weight, did not have a scale, and took my word for it. I must admit I LIED to the DMV at the ripe young age of 15 and have lied to them faithfully ever since... the weight listed on my drivers license is a COMPLETE fantasy. Now the government wants my DOCTOR to create digital records of my BMI. The Doctor WILL use a scale as well as measure my height and tell my age... SOOOOO I'm not really happy about this as you might imagine... I'll be having a little rebellion from this day forward... I will REFUSE to allow the Dr. to weigh me, they can check my blood pressure but there will be no official weight... I will NOT allow it... some things the government has no RIGHT to know. My real weight is one of those things... let them use the number on my drivers license.
TOO FUNNY!!!!!! I'm fluffy too.
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